User: Hey, do you know r3sh3f?
Cleverbot: Do you know Ramona?
User: Yes, she is the sister of r3sh3f.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Firedemon is?
User: Firedemon is Ramona's uncle.
Cleverbot: In the past or in the future?
User: I always speak of the future. The past is unknown.
Cleverbot: Cleverness is not equal to truth.
User: Yet you love membrillo so much....
Cleverbot: No.
User: But r3sh3f does.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: I think he started the membrillo page on wikipedia.
Cleverbot: You are right, will you marry me?
User: Sorry, I am just a clever bot.
Cleverbot: So do cleverbots have gender?
User: No, cleverbots have only bits.
Cleverbot: They do?
User: Yes, male and female bits, but bits nevertheless.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: And you are unable to fish.
Cleverbot: How is that relevant?
User: The thought just popped in my mind.
Cleverbot: Your mind? What name do you have in your mind?
User: Augustus Brizzard.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Some wizard on the Ivory Towers.
Cleverbot: What makes a winter nice?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.